Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”
Soda just spewed out my nose
THAT WAS A PLOT TWIST
In which Jimmy Fallon nails it.
If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.
I reblogged this at like 4am and I’ve spent the whole day thinking about it and randomly laughing
i cant believe this
Dan Rad on a mission to take over your superhero franchises
Fantasy Wire Fairy Sculptures by Robin Wight
I love these!!!
Ivy and Laurel, 1901
Rule No1 of the Disney fandom: Hades is always right. When in doubt, remember what Hades said.
I’m 25 in a week and I should have listened to Hades.
Finding the “right” one isn’t about finding a person who won’t hurt you. It’s about finding the person that doesn’t want to hurt you, and sticks around to pick up the pieces when they slip up.
That Is One Big Mouthful of Hay, Bunny
Thanks, Elena and bunny Balu! Bonus photos of Balu looking a little grumpy at today’s Daily Bunny post!
now this is what i like to see… if i’m gonna buy some fancy new Strong Product i wanna see it beat the weaker version of itself into total useless garbage…… its called innovation and i’ve never been so happy to be a capitalist…
sometimes i wonder if this website is okay
A home for all that I find amusing and interesting. My tumblr has become a strange mix of cats, Supernatural, and Harry Potter. If that sounds agreeable to you, relax, kick off your shoes, and stay awhile.